Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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