if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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