And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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