i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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