found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
