I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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