He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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