She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
