have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I accidentally burped into my bong.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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