i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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