I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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