When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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