i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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