i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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