I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The Olympian is in my bed
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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