Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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