redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
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I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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