I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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