Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
