it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
