The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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