are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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