No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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