Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
