Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
