I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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