are you still at the devil's house?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Randomize
