Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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