3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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