I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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