people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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