The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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