My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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