Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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