Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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