Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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