The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
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Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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