Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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