when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize