my vag is so smooth its legendary
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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