Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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