Have you finally orgasmed yet?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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