I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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