my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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