Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
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FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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