I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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