its not stalking. its research.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
It's shark week go big or go home
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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