sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
