I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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