haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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