would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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