do herpes really smell.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
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