Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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