Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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