he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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