Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
