Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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