I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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