Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
